Alexi Wasser (via twerkinqs)
Laurell K. Hamilton (via stay-ocean-minded)
Lao Tzu (via misjudgments)
In all seriousness I made this because it’s one of my pet peeves for guys to assume I’m dressing up/wearing makeup for THEM, but then after I made this, I’m like holy shit I made that hair dryer fuck that shoe. So then I had two reasons to put it on tumblr.
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.